Updated 08 July AS LI, being 2017 Gregorian:

The First Annual Osprey Geezerfest/Summer Splash was a great success, if you were not there, then you missed it.  There was food, there were beverages, there was piecaken.  Games, fighting, loose talk, collusion and conniving.  Kinda like a business meeting, but with ice cream.

Armor nights are suspended for the month of July, while Decimus learns to read.  English, he's learning to read English, sorry.

Detailed wrangling on the Baronial Facebook Page.

The Officer's reports:

nSo, when are we gonna get that new Seneschal?  Many of us are pretty sick of the old one, nbecause we didn't vote for him and he tweets too much and he's not going to do what we nwant, ever!  He's stifling free speech and he's mean to ugly women.  We want warm brownies at business meetings! And cold Ice Cream!  Impeach the Seneschal! Impeach the Sen-(aaack!)

nThe Chatelaine has need of your unused garb, any period or size, to add to the Gold Key nbox, that we may be able to help clothe newcomers while they devise their own garb to nwear at events. Tunics, pants, belts, sashes, dresses, skirts, chemises, shoes and boots are always welcome. Contact Lady Jessica to help with this! chatelaine@baronyosprey.org.

nThere's a new Knight's Marshal in town, and you can test his resolve at fighter practice on nSundays at noon, Medal of Honor Park on Hillcrest Road.  Contact Decimus for last minute nchanges due to weather or participation.

nThe Herald's time is done, but we have a new herald to fill his miniscule shoes. Korinna nwill attend to the heraldic stuff you crave, and she is prepared to get rid of the man-stink nthat pervades this office. Just wait until you see her capering, designing arms, and calling everyone to heed the Seneschal! The heraldic seat is down, and it is gonna STAY down, so ya know.

nThe Arts and Sciences Officer invites you to attend an evening of Arts and Sciences ndiscussion and workshop to be held on the first Tuesday and the third Monday of each nmonth at Brighid's house, from 6-8pm, or until they throw you out. If you have questions and need an answer tomorrow, e-mail to a_s@baronyosprey.org.  If you are having an Arts/Science emergency, please hang up and dial 911.

Officers
Baron/Baroness Sir Lugh and Mistress Christine 251.510.6795
Seneschale Baron Yesugai Naran 251.751.1493
Knight's Marshal Lord Decimus Marius 251.229.1504
Arts & Sciences THLord Faustus Spurious Rufus 251.421.3055
Herald Korinna Osprey-geneia 850.529.1733
Reeve THLord Kaleb McCabe 251.463.8547
Chatelaine Lady Jessica of Osprey
Historian THLord Ilya the Wanderer 251.478.8325
Webminister Lord Wulfgar of East Anglia 205.915.7799